The Cheeky

SELF DEPRECATING GOLF BALLS

admin — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 14:51:26 +0000

It’s never been your fault. You shout at the thing, tell it to go left and slow down but it never does. It’s fair to say that the ball has never taken responsibility for it’s ‘Duffing’ actions.
These golf balls are doing what they should have done for years and admitting responsibility.

Set of three:
“We both know that shot was my fault”
“I’m sorry, it’s not you, it’s me”
“I know. I’m the worst Callaway ever.”

Cost: $25

GET DRUNK FASTER

admin — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 14:43:06 +0000

Sometimes it’s a good thing to get drunk quickly. First dates, second dates and break ups are all perfect for these glasses. They are designed to be completely unstable so that you can’t set them down without spillage. Many nights research have proved that with these glasses, you finish the drink quicker. It actually works.

Pair or 2 glasses $60
Materials. Hand blown glass made in Swaziland (yes, it’s a real place), Africa.

ANTI-CHEATING RING

admin — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 14:21:35 +0000

With Arnold, Tiger and two timing IMF guy in mind, we have created this wedding ring for people intent on cheating. The negative engraving on the inside means that when you are in the ‘Club’ and an attractive woman…or man comes along to chat, slipping your wedding ring off is not an option. The mark left on your skin says…’I’m Married’

Cost $550
Material: Made of strengthened Titanium. Life time guarantee, ‘til death and all that.

DIRTY DOILIES

admin — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 13:48:03 +0000

Your granny would spew if she could only see them properly. (at least they are paper so they will soak up some of the spew)
These doilies are like no other, if you look closely at the negative space you’ll see the filth.
Vases and ornaments have never looked more slutty, with these Dirty Doillies.

Cost $20 for 4 Size
Size approx 30cm x 30cm

NIGHT VISION GOLF FREE GOLF EVERYWHERE.

admin — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 09:27:46 +0000

Anywhere, everywhere, as long as it is dark.
Augusta, St.Andrews, Celtic Manor…play any golf course you want for free without any of the stuffy ‘collars and slacks’ crap. Wherever you want, just walk on, stay awake and play.
Using the latest night vision goggles and special coated balls, you can se everything.
This products has been endorsed by the likes of Tiger Woods but he had to pull out due to a conflict of ‘night-time mischief’ interests.
Also includes ‘Make up your own course technology’
Why not make your own par10, there is no-one else on the course to get in your way. Customise your course to suit your own needs. Why not? The only person who will shake their head is an owl?

2 Ball set up includes 2 sets of night vision golf goggles and 20 specially coated balls. $1500

4 Ball set up includes 4 sets of night vision golf goggles and 40 specially coated balls. $2500

ATN Viper Night Vision Goggles
Battery life – 8-10 hours (continuous)
Magnification of ATN Viper Goggle – 1X Standard (4X or 8X optional)
Weight – 1 lb
DetectionRange – 150 m
RecognitionRange – 100 m

LOCK-OFF

admin — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 09:27:21 +0000

Try this one bike thief?

Designed specifically with the thieving bastard in mind, the ‘Lock Off’ bike lock is made with tensile steel alloy to make it strong and sort of light and nearly indestructable. In real tests, even Al Queda couldn’t break into this bad boy and David Blane started to cry when he saw it.

Cost $120 not including P&P
Comes with lock.

EAT FIT

admin — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 09:26:28 +0000

Introducing Dumb-Bell Cutlery, a must for people actively looking to lose weight but not prepared to stop eating. Eat yourself skinny with these 1kg knives and forks and the 2kg dessert spoon (because you only use one hand fatty). This is going to revolutionise the diet industry and that is why they are so damn expensive (and they are hand made).

Cost for all $160

Cost for Dessert Spoon $70

Cost for knife and fork $120

Postage and packing is going to be expensive. Please email info@thecheeky.com to place an order they might take a while.

GLORY HOLES

admin — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 07:03:58 +0000

Think of them as ‘All the toilet fun without the prison and embarrasing exposure to your community’ bit. These wipe clean stickers can make you think that you are about to embark on an adventure with a stranger but in fact it will be an optical illustion at its most pathetic. It could be for someone who just hasn’t built up the courage and needs a hand, or it may just be a gift for someone you don’t like. Here’s to putting the ‘Glory’ back into ‘Glory Holes’.

Price $15 for 4

thecheeky.com Stops Sales of Suitcase Stickers In Canada

admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:56:21 +0000

thecheeky.com Stops Sales of Suitcase Stickers In Canada.

Due to the statement issued by the Canadian Government through the Ministry of Transportation for Canada, thecheeky.com will no longer sell suitcase stickers in Canada. ‘The full force of the law’ is too strong a statement to risk and we hope that at some point the Government will look around the world at some other reactions and re-consider their position.

The Daily Mail (UK) quoted a UKBA spokesperson regarding the suitcase stickers:

‘Our officers see a lot of joke stickers on suitcases and it doesn’t affect their professional approach to tackling smuggling of illegal goods. Staff that protect our borders are highly trained to identify people trying to smuggle illegal items. Our staff use intelligence and utilities the latest technology to ensure our border checks remain robust.’

Our intention has never been to cause risk or harm and was only to make stickers; stickers to put on a bag that might make people take a second glance and maybe smile… at the sticker. It’s a sticker. Our exposure to this media attention has been fun but not fun enough to hang out in prison and this statement puts us in a very awkward place.

The many orders for suitcase stickers that we have had in Canada will be fulfilled but after that we can’t take the risk and we’re sorry. All other products on thecheeky.com will continue. We hope.

Thanks for all the support that we have had from fans and let us reassure them that thecheeky.com takes fun very seriously and will continue to create innovative and exciting ideas that consider the Government’s regulations, rules and opinions.

ROCKING CHAIR CUSHIONS

admin — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 22:46:49 +0000

Make any chair a rocking chair with these authentic rock t-shirt cushions. Does not include sweat, grease or exposed butt crack.

Sizes 12” x 12”

Price $50