It’s never been your fault. You shout at the thing, tell it to go left and slow down but it never does. It’s fair to say that the ball has never taken responsibility for it’s ‘Duffing’ actions.
These golf balls are doing what they should have done for years and admitting responsibility.
Set of three:
“We both know that shot was my fault”
“I’m sorry, it’s not you, it’s me”
“I know. I’m the worst Callaway ever.”